Author Archives: Walter Alter

Cotton Eye Joe – The Country Sisters

The violinist gave me a castration complex, her nut cracker legs were a seduction to sex and death.  This act will not be pigeonholed.  It is a deep critique of the search for stardom as a form of artistic recognition, … Continue reading

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Chairman Kim Makes My Panties Wet

North Korea…the new Polish light bulb joke.

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Apache – The Shadows

Back when being “cool” was cool.

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3 Guys and a Tractor

Humans – inventing weirdness since 100,000BC

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Cab Calloway – Zaz Zuh Zaz

The Zazous were a subculture in France during World War II. They were young people expressing their individuality by wearing big or garish clothing (similar to the zoot suit fashion in America a few years before) and dancing wildly to … Continue reading

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